How redundant does the word renderer sound?
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The past 7 months since my separation have been wonderful. I've build some very great friendships and have become much more in-tune with myself as a person. I've realized how to have fun, to be care-free, to laugh at myself through both embarrassment and clowning, to understand other people, and to thrive in social settings.

Mostly I value my freedom. It sounds bad but being in a relationship is very limiting. When it happens again... actually, IF it happens again it's going to have to be with someone who values freedom as much as me. Someone whom I can trust and trust me.

I've been pretty busy this past week and will continue to be busy. Ben would like me to hang out with him tonight since he's off tomorrow. He's always fun to be around. Tomorrow is bowling with Nate after work and then karaoke in the evening. I'm excited since it's been quite some time since I've bowled or karaoke'd. I hope I can still throw the bowling ball. I'm gonna set my goal for 150,180,200 for each game. Friday is my bro's Bday. I've worked with my parents and his girlfriend to plan everything. We're going to go out to dinner. The parents will then take my nephew and the three of us will head to Go Bananas for the comedy show at 10:30. It should be a great evening. Saturday night a friend is having a poker tourney, again something I haven't done in a while. That should be a great night as well and I'm sure I'll have a great shot at taking home the prize.

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I guess this is my 3rd, or 4th online journal. I keep forgetting passwords and losing email accounts lol.

How do I portray a little about myself without giving away "trade secrets" or too much personal information? 

I'm a 28 y/o white dude, who talks (cusses more often than not) to computers most of the day, is extremely active compared to other people in my age group (indoor soccer, softball, running, biking, bowling), and is a general deviant.

I currently have some fucked up drama caused by other people due to recent personal events that I might just go over in a subsequent journal.

I'm running my first 5K on Saturday.

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Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...


You are 100% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.


You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.



Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.



If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at


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